Written by the Removal Lab team.
Typed your brand name into Google and found a PissedConsumer page sitting right under your own website? PissedConsumer review removal is possible only through a few published routes: the poster removes the review, a valid court order or PissedConsumer’s paid arbitration, the Legitimacy Verification Program. Removal Lab checks which route, if any, fits your review for free.
A specialist reads the review and replies within one business day. On qualifying cases there is no upfront payment. You pay only when the content is removed. Removal Lab does not work for PissedConsumer and cannot delete anything itself. PissedConsumer, or the neutral it appoints, makes every decision.
One plain warning about our sources. PissedConsumer’s Terms of Use page blocked our reader. Its FAQ for Companies showed a bot check. We could not open either, so every PissedConsumer review removal fact here comes only from pages we could open: the Legal Information page, the LVP rules, the FAQ for Consumers, the For Business page and a PissedConsumer help centre article. The links are at the end.
Short answer
PissedConsumer review removal has four published doors. The poster deletes a review made under their account. The poster sends a notarised letter. You obtain a valid court order. Or you file under the Legitimacy Verification Program, where an independent attorney decides whether the post breaks the Terms of Use, for a fee of $1,200 for one review or $2,000 for up to five. PissedConsumer says it does not remove reviews for money.
PissedConsumer review removal: the key facts
| Question | What PissedConsumer says |
|---|---|
| Who runs it? | Consumer Opinion LLC, trading as PissedConsumer.com, with a Carson City, Nevada address |
| How long do reviews stay up? | A post that complies with the Terms of Use stays active indefinitely |
| Is PissedConsumer review removal for sale? | No. Its consumer FAQ says “We do not remove reviews for money.” |
| Can the poster delete it? | Yes, if it was created under their account. Otherwise a notarised letter from the poster |
| Does it follow court orders? | Yes, if they are valid and properly executed |
| What is the LVP fee? | $1,200 for one review, $2,000 for up to five, paid directly to the neutral |
| Who decides an LVP case? | An independent attorney who is not a PissedConsumer employee |
| Can you appeal an LVP decision? | No. The decision is final |
| What can anyone report? | Inappropriate content, private information, duplicates, commercial content and posts about the wrong business |
How PissedConsumer review removal works
PissedConsumer is a US consumer review site. Its FAQ for Consumers says a posting that complies with its Terms of Use shall remain active on the site indefinitely. It also says it has zero tolerance for fraudulent behaviour, including fake and spammy content. It adds that it does not remove reviews for money.
Its Legal Information page names the PissedConsumer review removal doors. A post may be removed by order of a court. Users can remove their own reviews if they were created under their account. PissedConsumer can also remove content when it receives a notarised letter from the person who posted it. The fourth door is the Legitimacy Verification Program, where a neutral attorney rules on the post.
PissedConsumer also sells review management to businesses. Its For Business page offers ways to manage and respond to reviews. It also tells businesses plainly: “Don’t hide or delete reviews.” Nothing on the pages we opened says a paid plan removes a review. So PissedConsumer review removal is not something you can buy.
Which PissedConsumer reviews can be removed
Each PissedConsumer review removal route has its own trigger and its own decision maker. This table sets them side by side.
| Route | Who starts it | What it needs | What happens |
|---|---|---|---|
| Poster deletes it | The reviewer | The review was made under their account | It comes down from their account |
| Notarised letter | The person who posted | A notarised letter asking for removal | PissedConsumer reviews the documents and decides, which can take up to 2 weeks |
| Report for moderation | Anyone | A reason from the FAQ list, such as private information or a duplicate | The report goes to the moderation team |
| Court order | You, through a lawyer | A valid, properly executed court order | The legal page says “We remove post” |
| Legitimacy Verification Program | A business, through an authorised representative | A complaint and the fee, for 10 posts or fewer | The post is removed and replaced with the decision, partly redacted or left as it is |
What PissedConsumer will not do
Knowing the limits saves a wasted PissedConsumer review removal request.
- Remove a review for money. Its consumer FAQ says so in those words.
- Run the LVP for more than 10 posts. Beyond that, the rules say PissedConsumer will only accept a court order. After using it for 10 posts you must wait 6 months before using it again.
- Let you into the LVP after threats. Anyone in litigation with PissedConsumer, who has litigated with it or who has threatened legal action against it cannot take part.
- Reopen an LVP decision. The neutral’s decision is final with no right of appeal.
- Accept fake paperwork. The Legal Information page warns against scheming, fabricating documents and submitting fake court orders.
That last point is not theoretical. A PissedConsumer help centre article tells how a company chief executive faked court orders with a forged judge’s signature to get search results removed. Google spotted the forgeries and he later pleaded guilty to conspiracy to forge a judicial signature. Honest PissedConsumer review removal never cuts corners.
How to report or remove a PissedConsumer review yourself
If you want to remove PissedConsumer reviews that break the rules, start with a report. It is the first PissedConsumer review removal step to try. PissedConsumer does not publish a button by button guide on the pages we could open, so these steps follow what its FAQ says.
- Save the review. Copy the link and take a screenshot of the exact words and the date shown.
- Check the reason. The FAQ lists content that is inappropriate or not family friendly, private information, duplicates, commercial content and posts about the wrong business.
- Report it. Use the report option on the review and choose the reason. PissedConsumer says reports go to its moderation team. Comments can be reported for similar reasons.
- Reply where your account allows it. The For Business page says businesses can manage and respond to reviews. Keep any reply short, factual and polite.
- Solve the problem if it is real. A customer who is happy with the fix may choose to update their own review. Registered posters can add an update through the Additional Facts field.
- Keep a record. Note what you reported, when and why.
Never offer a customer money, a refund or a gift in return for changing or deleting a review. The FTC rule covered below bans paying for positive or negative reviews.
The Legitimacy Verification Program, explained
The LVP is the PissedConsumer review removal route most businesses ask us about. These are the rules as PissedConsumer publishes them.
| Stage | What the LVP rules say |
|---|---|
| Who can file | An interested person. A business must act through an authorised representative |
| What it covers | The title and body of a post, a comment or a question, for 10 posts or fewer |
| Fee | $1,200 for one review, $2,000 for up to five, paid directly to the neutral. PissedConsumer does not take part in payment |
| Who decides | An independent attorney who is not a PissedConsumer employee, based only on the complaint and the answer |
| Poster’s answer | 20 days after the notice of complaint is posted. The poster may stay anonymous but must give an email address. Answers are capped at 20 pages |
| Test | Whether it is more likely than not that the post, or part of it, breaks the Terms of Use. You carry the first burden of evidence |
| Decision | Within 10 business days of receiving the answer. Final, with no right of appeal |
| Outcome | The post is removed and replaced with the written decision at the same URL, with comments removed and blocked. Or only the breaching parts go. Or no change |
| Putting it in place | PissedConsumer implements the decision within 30 days |
| Reposts | A repost can be raised within 30 days of it appearing, but not more than 6 months after the original decision |
Two honest cautions. First, the test turns on PissedConsumer’s Terms of Use, which our reader could not open. Read the current Terms in your own browser before you pay anything. Second, we found no refund provision in the LVP rules. The liability cap is the fee paid or $50, whichever is more. Removal Lab only suggests the LVP for PissedConsumer review removal when the evidence is strong, because a weak case costs the fee and ends with no appeal.
What a win looks like
A successful LVP case does not leave a blank page. The rules say the post is replaced with the neutral’s written decision at the same URL. For most businesses that is still a far better result than the original post.
Court orders and notarised letters
The court order route
PissedConsumer’s Legal Information page sets out a recommended approach in five steps. File a John Doe case. Issue a subpoena. Get a court order. Send the court order to PissedConsumer. PissedConsumer removes the post. It says court orders must be valid and properly executed. It gives an email form for legal documents. Questions go to help@pissedconsumer.com.
The same page quotes Section 230. Under 47 U.S.C. 230(c)(1), no provider of an interactive computer service shall be treated as the publisher or speaker of information provided by someone else. That is why the legal route runs through the poster first. Our defamation removal page explains how that works. This page is general information, not legal advice.
The notarised letter route
PissedConsumer says it can remove content when it receives a notarised letter from the person who posted it. Its consumer FAQ says it will review the documents and make a decision, which may take up to 2 weeks. This PissedConsumer review removal route belongs to the poster. A business must never pressure, pay or threaten a reviewer to send one.
What evidence helps a PissedConsumer review removal case
In the LVP, you carry the first burden of evidence and the neutral decides only on what is in the complaint and the answer. Strong documents matter more for PissedConsumer review removal than almost anywhere else.
| Problem | Evidence that helps | Leave out |
|---|---|---|
| Reviewer was never a customer | A search of your records for the details given, summarised in a short statement | Customer lists or other people’s data |
| A false statement of fact | Contracts, delivery records, emails or call logs that disprove it | Your opinion of the reviewer |
| Private information posted | A screenshot and the exact words | More personal details |
| Duplicate posts | Links to each copy with matching wording | Guesses about identity |
| Wrong business named | Proof of your company name, address and trading history | Comments on the other business |
| Commercial or spam content | The link and the promotional text | Complaints about competitors |
How long PissedConsumer review removal takes
PissedConsumer publishes a few fixed periods. A notarised letter review may take up to 2 weeks. In the LVP the poster has 20 days to answer, the neutral decides within 10 business days of the answer and PissedConsumer implements the decision within 30 days. Add those together and a contested LVP case can run for about two months before you see the change.
It does not publish a timeframe for moderation reports or court orders. Removal Lab replies to your free case check within one business day.
What to do if PissedConsumer says no
A refused PissedConsumer review removal request is not the end. Here is what still helps:
- Reply calmly where you can. Readers judge the reply as much as the review.
- Fix what is real. A genuine fix may lead the customer to update their own review.
- Never threaten PissedConsumer. A threat of legal action shuts you out of the LVP for good.
- Use Google for personal details. Google’s personal information policy covers contact details such as phone numbers and addresses. Google says it can only remove things from Google Search, so the post stays on PissedConsumer.
- Speak to a lawyer about false statements. A valid court order is the route for more than 10 posts.
- Build honest reviews elsewhere. Our suppressing negative search results page explains the honest way to do that.
US law notes for PissedConsumer review removal
- Section 230. Sites are generally not treated as the publisher of user posts, which is why PissedConsumer can rely on its own routes.
- Legal threats. 16 CFR 465.7(a) makes it unlawful to use an unfounded or groundless legal threat, a physical threat, intimidation or a knowingly false public accusation to get a review removed.
- Paid reviews. The FTC’s final rule bans buying fake reviews and paying for positive or negative reviews. The FTC can seek civil penalties against knowing violators.
If your business is in the UK, our UK review removal page covers the rules there.
PissedConsumer, ComplaintsBoard and other complaint sites
People also search for Pissed Consumer removal or how to remove a PissedConsumer review. Whatever the wording, the PissedConsumer review removal routes above are the only ones the site publishes. Other complaint sites work very differently.
ComplaintsBoard removes complaints only on a signed court order or for guideline breaches, covered on ComplaintsBoard removal. Ripoff Report has its own rules on Ripoff Report removal. Sitejabber, now SmartCustomer, is covered on Sitejabber review removal. For the wider picture see complaint site removal, ConsumerAffairs review removal and every platform we cover.
How Removal Lab helps with PissedConsumer review removal
We start with a free, confidential check. Send the link through our case review form and a specialist replies within one business day. We look at:
- Whether the review fits a moderation reason, the LVP test or neither.
- Whether your evidence is strong enough to justify an LVP fee.
- How many posts are involved, since the LVP stops at 10.
- Whether the same reviewer appears on other sites.
- How to word a calm public reply.
If the LVP is the right PissedConsumer review removal route, we help you prepare the complaint and evidence. You file it as the business, through your authorised representative. Any LVP fee goes from you to the neutral under PissedConsumer’s rules. Removal Lab never pays PissedConsumer or a reviewer. If a court order is the only realistic route, we say so and suggest you speak to a lawyer.
On qualifying cases there is no upfront payment for our work. You pay only when the content is removed. Our review removal cost guide explains how pricing works across the industry. Our business review removal page covers the wider service. Our fake review removal page covers reviews from people who were never customers.
How Removal Lab works
- Send the link. WhatsApp, email or the two field form. Two minutes, no long questionnaire.
- Free policy check. A specialist reads it against the platform rules and tells you honestly whether it qualifies.
- We build and file the case. The right policy, the right channel, the evidence attached. We handle the appeal too.
- Pay only when it is gone. No upfront payment on qualifying cases. If the platform says no, you owe nothing.
What we will never do
- Promise a removal. The platform decides, not us.
- Post fake reviews or pay anyone to delete a review.
- Pressure, threaten or try to identify a reviewer.
- Charge an upfront fee on a case that does not qualify.
A worked example: one false review, one real choice
This is a made up example to show the steps. It is not a client case.
An online furniture shop in Chicago finds a PissedConsumer review saying it never delivered a dining table and kept the money. The shop has a signed delivery note, a photo of the table in the customer’s hall and a card refund for a late fee.
- Free check. There is no private information and no duplicate, so a moderation report is weak. The claim is a disputed fact.
- Reply first. The shop posts a short reply offering to talk and noting the delivery was signed.
- Weigh the LVP. The documents directly disprove the claim. One review means a $1,200 fee paid to the neutral, with no refund provision and no appeal.
- File. The owner files the complaint with the evidence. The poster has 20 days to answer.
If the neutral found the post more likely than not breached the Terms, it would be replaced with the decision within 30 days. If not, it would stay and the reply would do the work. That is honest PissedConsumer review removal: the cost and the odds on the table before you start.
Worried about a PissedConsumer review?
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Frequently asked questions
Can a business get a PissedConsumer review removed?
PissedConsumer review removal works only through the routes PissedConsumer publishes: a valid court order, the poster removing it or sending a notarised letter, or a decision under its Legitimacy Verification Program. Its consumer FAQ says it does not remove reviews for money.
What is the PissedConsumer Legitimacy Verification Program?
It is an arbitration process. An independent attorney who is not a PissedConsumer employee decides whether it is more likely than not that a post breaks PissedConsumer’s Terms of Use. If it does, the post is removed and replaced with the written decision.
How much does the PissedConsumer LVP cost?
The LVP rules set the fee at $1,200 for one review and $2,000 for up to five. The fee is paid directly to the neutral. We found no refund provision in the rules.
Is the LVP decision final?
Yes. The rules say the neutral’s decision is final and there is no right of appeal.
Can the person who posted delete a PissedConsumer review?
Yes, if they created it under their account. Otherwise PissedConsumer can remove content when it receives a notarised letter from the person who posted it. It says that review can take up to 2 weeks.
Can I report a PissedConsumer review?
Yes. Its consumer FAQ lists reasons such as content that is inappropriate or not family friendly, private information, duplicates, commercial content and posts about the wrong business. Reports go to its moderation team.
Will PissedConsumer remove a review for payment?
No. Its consumer FAQ says “We do not remove reviews for money.” The LVP fee goes to an independent neutral, not to PissedConsumer. It pays for a decision rather than a removal.
Does PissedConsumer accept court orders?
Yes. Its Legal Information page says it will comply with court orders that are valid and properly executed. It sets out a route that starts with a John Doe case and a subpoena.
Can I use the LVP if I threatened to sue PissedConsumer?
No. The rules exclude anyone currently in litigation with PissedConsumer, anyone who has litigated with it before and anyone who has threatened legal action against it.
How long does PissedConsumer review removal take?
It depends on the route. A notarised letter review can take up to 2 weeks, while a contested LVP case runs on a 20 day answer period, a decision within 10 business days and up to 30 days to put it in place.
Is PissedConsumer review removal worth paying for?
Only when the evidence is strong. The LVP fee buys a neutral’s decision rather than a removal. There is no appeal. Removal Lab charges nothing upfront on qualifying cases and is paid only when content is removed.
Does Removal Lab work for PissedConsumer?
No. Removal Lab is independent, cannot delete reviews and never promises a removal. We check your case for free and there is no upfront payment on qualifying cases.
Sources: PissedConsumer Legal Information, PissedConsumer LVP rules and conditions, PissedConsumer FAQ for Consumers, PissedConsumer For Business, PissedConsumer help centre: How NOT to remove reviews, Google: remove personal information from Search, 47 U.S.C. 230, 16 CFR 465.7 and FTC final rule on fake reviews. Removal Lab does not work for PissedConsumer. Every decision is made by the platform.